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Mitt første (og siste?) møte med Mjøsa.

Jippi endelig framme i Lillehammer, Mjøsa her I co…. Wow… er det Mjøsa?! det havet der!? så lang!? ja, så inni h…… lang! Den går jo f… en meg til amerika!

Det var tanken som slo meg når jeg i dag så Mjøsa for første gang. Hvorfor? Det er av den enkle grunn at den er sykt lang…. Jeg skuklle aldri stoppet bilen for å ta en nærmere kikk. Men selvsagt måtte jeg jo det. Så her stod jeg å skuet utover Mjøsa, og skimtet litt misunnelig bort på Skibladener, ja jeg tror faktisk aldri jeg har ønsket jeg var en båt før… Ihvertfall ikke verdens eldste hjuldamper, fortsatt i rutefart…
Men det skal jeg love deg mens tårene rant nedover kinnet, stod jeg på skibladenerbrygga og ønsket jeg var en hjuldamper som har gått i fart siden 1856….

Og verre skulle det bli. Dum som jeg er gikk jeg ned til vannkanten for å sjekke temperaturen… Ja, og det kommer vel ikke som noen overasskelse for de som bor omkring Mjøsa, men jeg kan fortelle dere andre at; i Mjøsa er det kaldt, noe inni h…… kaldt. Jeg prøvde å stikke foten nedi, men da tåa traff overflaten skjønte jeg det var en dum ide. Det er jo direkte livsfarlig å ha hele foten uti her.
Jeg husker ikke mye fra naturfagstimene fra ungdomsskolen, men en ting husker jeg; Vi så en film om hyportermi, en person satt på stranda med beina i en bøtte med isbiter, de forklarte at du kunne fryse ihel selv om det var varmt på land. Så jeg tar ingen sjanser! Ikke f…. Gamble med livet kan du jerra sjæl! Mamma synes nok ikke jeg skal gjøre det med mitt liv ihvertfall! så det så……

Da jeg gikk mot bilen igjen, med en tå som nesten var blitt frostskadet, hadde jeg allerede slått fra meg Mjøsa turen. Hah! sette livet på spill for å bade litt, bli´kke mei! Svømme Mjøsa sa du, det kan du gjæra sjæl! Jeg skal sette meg på Skibladener og ta en velfortjent øl etter å ha trent som en gal i flere år!

Prosjektet handler jo om å rette fokus mot organdonasjon. Og det har jeg gjort allerede, trokke det er en avis som ikke har omtalt denne svømmeturen Mjøsa på langs enda, og tar jeg ikke feil så blir det vel litt reklame etter turen med Skibladener også!

Svømme kan du gjæra sjæl! Når det gjelder media så henvises dere til dette blogg innlegget og/eller mamma!

 

 

 

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